Hey y'all. I've posted the NEW bloghogger.tk logo that I designed with FireWorks MX. Do you like it? Is it too small?
If you seriously despise it, I can always revert it back to the other one.

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Unrelated Update:

Bloghogger might be receiving a new member in the near future...Possibly.

I have a very important announcement to make...ahem:

Teenage girls have no brains.
Thank you. You may all return to your homes.

Just the other day in the paper, a 14-yr-old girl decided to meet an online boy friend that she had never met in person. I forget most of the story, but she was either murdered, violated, or kidnapped.
When will they learn?
Don't they hear the stories about children who hook up with complete strangers? What's going through these girls brains (if they have any) when they decide to meet with total strangers without their parents consent?

By observing the behavior of the average teenage chick, I've decided what goes through their "minds."
Fist off, Sally meets a boy around her own age online (14). She schedules chats every Tuesday and Thursday night after school. She finds that they share the same opinions, ideas, and interests. She comes to like him and brags to her friends about her *new* online boy friend. He asks her to post a picture of herself in the chat room. He compliments her looks. She is flattered. He steals a picture off one of the BackStreet Boys of the internet and posts it for her to see. Being an idiotic 14-yr-old girl, she believes that it is him. He asks if they could meet somewhere. She arrives at the requested location. He doesn't show up. After waiting 15 minutes, a 47 year old autistic guy comes up behind her and coaxes her into his van with a piece of candy. He gets her into his van and drives off.

There. Now you know what happens, girls. No matter how charming you think he is, don't trust him. He'll always turn out to be a freak. For all you know he could be Michael Jackson...oh wait, I forgot, it's safe to meet Michael Jackson if you're a girl. He'll leave you alone. But just play it safe and don't trust anyone.

To the Parents

If you lost a daughter to an online chat room thing, don't blame it on internet safety, blame on the IQ of that girl.
After all, more brains result in a safer internet.

Click here to go to article

NOTE: When I refer to "creationism," I mean the possibility that a powerful being created the universe.

My family and I attended some wonderful talks given by Fr. John Coropi, the famous (and in some eyes,infamous) preacher who tells it like it is.
I was so incredibly moved and inspired by his speeches. I don't see how anyone could honestly disagree with what Father Coropi said!

See, Fr. Corapi has earned 5 doctrinal degrees. He knows the Catholic Faith up and down, left and right. The funny thing is, however, he teaches the Catholic Faith at a kinder garden grade level. He believes that 99% of Catholics in America do not even know the basics of their faith. How right he is!
Many of his criticisms are aimed at the problems of Catholic Church (Not doctrinal errors, but just the misconduct of some of the members of the Catholic Church). He explains how the Catholic Church is weakening in some areas and how Catholics need to improve their faith.

I think Protestants and Catholics will both benefit through Fr. Corapi's talks.

Now, Fr. Corapi has done and seen it all. The story of his life is amazing. He explains how he should have died many times, but didn't (due to the intercession of God and the Blessed Virgin). He also talked about how he turned away from the Catholic Church in his young adulthood and how he turned back.

Fr. Coropi is an amazing person. Check out his website at here
Maybe Joe will explain some of his talks later.

According to this news source, the new Vermont Teddy Bear has offended mental health advocates.

"The bear, wrapped in a white straitjacket with a red heart on the front, comes with commitment papers and is meant to convey out-of-control love, the company says."

Excuse me, but do you guys find any controversial material in this TEDDY BEAR?! What kind of moronic pansy would take offense to such an innocent thing?

"Mental health advocates consider the bear 'a tasteless use of marketing that stigmatizes persons with mental illness,'"

Oh sure, I bet all sorts of retarded people are speaking out against this object of hate. Not to mention the criminally insane. I bet they're just outraged.
It seems to me that the only mentally disabled people who took offense to this were the mental health advocates.

Many of you may have noticed that I haven't been on my AIM lately. Well, for some mysterious reason, my IM decided to delete my buddy-list.
I forgot many of my friends screen names, so if you could, catch me while I'm on.

My IM name is briansizzle13.

I'm sick and tired of hearing liberals rant and rave about how President Bush "divided" America.

Here is a question that I have to ask:

1) How did Prez Bush divide America?

In my superior opinion:

The President did NOT divide America, liberals separated themselves FROM America.
Since Bush was elected, most liberals have had a "my way or the highway" attitude. If they don't get their little way, they'll whine and complain and raise a stink. It almost seems as if it's a crime to have a Conservative in the White House. Get me? Am I wrong? This is just an observation.

As long as we're talking about the Super Bowl and football and things of that ilk...
I really have very little use for sports, and no, I didn't watch the Super Bowl this year (or last year...or the year before...), but I did find this interesting: Apparently, some big cheeses in the advertising industry were discussing the ads of Super Bowl XXXIX on the news last Monday. They were saying that the ads that came with this year's Super Bowl weren't as good as last years'; they weren't as funny, as interesting, as effective in selling their products, etc. And, according to them, there is a reason for this (ya think??).

The FCC has cracked down this year, on, ah...distastefulness...in this year's Super Bowl commercials. Well, obviously. After dear ol' Janet's "wardrobe malfunction" *snigger*, what else would you expect? Right. Anyway, the advertising folks were whining about how the family values people, the religious right, and miscellaneous other offended groups influenced the FCC into cracking down on the raunchiness in this year's ads, and therefore, the ads were lousy.

It's kinda funny, though. In saying this, the advertisers are basically saying that they can't sell their products without sex. That they can't sell their products without raunchiness, bad taste, or whatever you wanna call it. That doesn't seem like it would go over well with people. And it's also really stupid. You can make a good, entertaining commercial without relying on the audience's hormones to sell your product. Commercials can be funny, too, without relying on crude, unintelligent, American Pie-ish jokes. Anyway, I've made my point. G'night, all...

Millions of American men and women are getting over the excitement of the Super Bowl that occurred on Sunday. While I, on the other hand, don't give a [insert suggestive word here] about football.

While millions of American men and women were screaming in front of their wide-screen plasma TVs on Sunday, I was playing video games with Ivan.

The Reason

To put it simply, football is boring. Is it really that great to watch a couple of high-school drop-outs get thrown to the ground after running a few feet? Is it really that entertaining to watch lame half-time performances by loser music artists? I don't think so.
The only fun I get out of football is when one of the players takes a nasty spill and can't play anymore and they replay his accident over and over again. That's entertainment, folks!

Besides, one of the few reasons that football even exists is so that EA can squeeze out another NFL video game.
Speaking of football games, how many are released every week? Take this into consideration:

There are countless NLF football video games on the market now. How many of those games are identical in game-play but bear different titles? Pretty much all of them.
If you own more than 3 football games for either the xbox or PS2, please click here (you don't deserve to read this blog).

In conclusion, paintball is a much better sport. Anything else is for gullible losers.

Hundreds of Iraqis voted and...

It's all Bush's fault!! If he had only pulled out sooner...
What a pointless war!