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Useless expenditure of precious time

 - Joe

I decided to divide us all neatly along party lines again (laughs evilly):

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal "Useless expenditure of precious time"...


Planning some rants...

 - Brian

I know, a long time ago I said I'd be posting a rant. Well, I lied. I also lied when I said you were beautiful.

Anyway, I've got a couple ideas I'm working out for rants. Here are the titles:

1.I'm going to blow up Abercrombie and Fitch

2.How to blow up your school the right way

3.How to make the ultimate video game

As you can tell by the titles, these are going to be %100 educational. Blame me if your kids suddenly and dramatically increase in their academic achievements...or blow up their school. "Planning some rants..."...



 - Brian

Last night, I saw Nacho Libre with Ivan and friends...

O.M.G. The most randomly hilarious movie to ever hit the big screen.

It was considerably better than I thought it would be.

Because the director(s) of Napoleon Dynamite masterminded this bizarre creation, it still had that awkward vibe that Napoleon Dynamite emitted.

The strange/awkward humor, the random violence, and the Mexican/Catholic/Atheist stereotypes make this movie a truly unique flick.
Forget what the haters are saying - if you have any sense of humor, you'll find this movie hilarious. Trust me.

It's all good, clean fun for the most part. While the humor is on the juvenile side, adults will still enjoy Nacho's (Jack Black) awkward social skills and overall innocence.

Go see this movie today, or I'll burn your house down and strangle your pets (not necessarily in that order). "NAACCHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!"...


High-pitched ringtones: Ouchie!

 - Joe

In some schools kids have found a way to get around the rule that cell phones must be turned off in class. They use a ringtone that is just a very high-pitched hum. This apparently works because adults can't hear noises pitched that high. For people like me who can hear it, it is rather painful.

This made me start thinking ( I make a point of doing that once or twice a year). If these kids would use their brain cells for something other than this, we'd all have flying cars and other cool stuff. Instead, these ingenious idiots come up with something like that to exhange txtmsgs!


Textmessage from billyBob341234

billyBob341234: r u in clas?

luvBunni4815162342: yes! this is 2 kewl!

billyBob341234: lol! omg, r u coming 2 the party???

luvBunni4815162342:lol! omg yes! rofl! uvhpoiuehflihoife! fihoeih!


luvBunni4815162342: what?

billyBob341234: ...

luvBunni4815162342: O NO! MY TEACHER FOUND ME! SAVE ME!

billyBob341234: Fat chance, lady, I'm with the CIA.

luvBunni4815162342: What? that's dumb.

billyBob341234: Well, Joe just created both of us for his own entertainment.


Need I say more?

By the way, I found a recording of that ringtone here

And this is the 550th post on this great blog. *wipes tear from eye* "High-pitched ringtones: Ouchie!"...


I Hate People Who Hate Rap

 - Brian

Yes, you heard me. I passionately hate people who hate rap (which would probably mean you).
I can't stand these people not because they don't necessarily enjoy the style of rap music, but because they tend to make themselves out to be superior to everyone who enjoys rap (or some forms of rap).
Listen, I'm not saying I'm a huge fan of rap (the mainstream materialism pisses me off), I'm just saying I can't stand the pompous attitude of the people who are against it.

It would be all right if they simply said-
"Yeah, I'm not a fan of rap. I don't like the style and message most rap 'artists' provide."

But instead they say-
"Psh. Rap music is for complete and utter anthropoid apes who can't comprehend the utter sophistication and complexity of classical music. Ha! While they are all caught up in their so-called "bling," I'm writing philosophical theological theses on the existence of a Supreme Being."

Shut up and go play your violin somewhere else, you pretentious jackball.

Just because someone listens to rap doesn't mean they're lockstep gangbangers who don't appreciate anything artistic.

Oh, and by the way, rap is art when done properly. Most of the mainstream garbage you hear on MTV isn't what I'd consider art, or even creative, but rap can be art. "I Hate People Who Hate Rap"...


I knew it...

 - Brian

I guess Michael Moore was right (or I should say "correct") all along...

Solid irrefutable evidence. "I knew it..."...


A fun little game...

 - Brian

Since I love flashy interactive logic puzzles, I figured I'd link to THIS

I got to level 21 in less than 40 minutes, and then got bored (level 16 is evil). I'll probably finish the last 9 levels later. "A fun little game..."...


300lb Tumor - The Blog

 - Brian

Hey everyone. Hoody's blog, NOTHING, has inspired me to research a little more. So far, I'm impressed with what it has to offer. I'm not so impressed with the limited template options, but that's okay.

Anyway, for a while now, I've been needing a blog where I can just unload my deepest, darkest thoughts and observations. So I started this. I have an explanation on the blog, so I don't need to go into great detail now (check out the 'about brian' section for more info).

Of course, this blog is what Arrogant Little Boy was supposed to be. Check it out if you want - "300lb Tumor - The Blog"...


The Official Movie of Satan

 - Brian

Oh dear Lord, not again.

What the bloody 'ell were they thinking..?

The first one was a cinematic crap-fest; this one is just pure evil.

Have mercy on us. "The Official Movie of Satan"...


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