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A lot of things to cover................................

 - Brian

Hola. I have a *LOTTA* things to cover in this one post. The reason is that my father told me I could only make on post today. Kinda makes you think, huh? Well, first of all, Pete is taking the place of our long, lost partner, Ivan. He'll be smearing his stuff on the blog soon enough.

By the way, Pete says that the links on the right side are not showing up on his browser. What about you? Can you see them?

Right. Well, anyway, If you have not noticed, I've added a little "instant message board" on the right hand side. So if you're on our little site while some one else is, you can try to talk with them. Cool, huh?
I'm gonna try to make it a little more visible sooner or later.

On last thing:

Look, I know all these little upgrades to Blog Hogger aren't that interesting to you people who don't read the blog that often, but you gotta give me credit for figuring all this fancy Java and CSS stuff out. I'm only 13.

Oh ya, here's the new Blog Hogger rule/moto:

"If you can't say post anything nice, don't post anything at all!" "A lot of things to cover................................"...


Ash Wednesday

 - Brian

Today is the beginning of Lent. What are you giving up? I'm giving up junk food and sweets *cheers*. Back to the subject. Today is also the grand opening of "The Passion of the Christ"! I just saw it a few hours ago! It's probably the most realistic depiction of Christ's suffering. I don't recommend it for kids under 11-12 years of age....really bloody.

Anyway, Cow, one of Paul.hollowcube's posters, is giving up blogging for Lent. Way to go Cow!!! That's more than I can do....................

Well, that's all. Seeyu. "Ash Wednesday"...


Hmmm: update

 - Brian

How do you like the new look??? does it stink? "Hmmm: update"...


Little blogs need to be noticed too....

 - Brian

Hey! Do you know how many unnoticed little blogs there are out there?!?!?! I think my blog is one of those. I've adopted a new habit; every time I log into my account, I check out the blogs in the "Recently Published" area. Most of these weblogs aren't very noticed, but man, some can be pretty interesting.

One of the ways you can get more traffic on your little, unnoticed blog, is to submit your blog to many different search engines. A great way to submit your site is to go to Addme let's you give out your site to 10 different engines. Some include Google, Jayde, and Yahoo!
Pretty cool, huh?

Another cool search engine is Blog Search It lists your blog (once you submit your site to it) in one of 20(?) categories. Mine's listed there and it's getting me a lot of hits!

Oh yea, one more thing. If you come upon a little, unnoticed blog that's interesting, *smirks* do 'em a favor and make a link to it. Besides, the more links you put on your site, the more likely search engines will find it. "Little blogs need to be noticed too...."...



 - Brian's been at least a week since I posted! I'm *SOOOOO* sorry (not like you care). Well, the only reason I'm sorry is cuzz I probably don't get anymore visitors. "Fresh Content Gets Fresh Comments"!

Well, anyway, I'm really busy these days doing God knows what. "ARHHHGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...


"I Have a Dreamcast..."

 - Brian

Yo, wuzz up? Sorry it's been so long since I've posted.....have a lot of school to do.

Time to get to the subject. I've recently purchased a Sega Dreamcast. It's *sooooo* cool!!!!!!!!!! I have no idea why the N64 and Playstation 1 are more popular than Dreamcast!! It can run some pretty cool games and those games have better graphics than the others. This is such a twisted, messed up world.
So far I only have 2 games: Speed Devils and NFL 2K.

Well, see you. I've got two really cool games to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ""I Have a Dreamcast..." "...



 - Joe

if your looking for an intelligent post by someone with more brain cells than plankton Eminem(I keep mixing them up!), then don't look here. I have better things to do than sit here and type words on this blog to make you people happy(Like going to the Library of Congress). so leave me alone. And Peter "off the top Eminem Ewan Macgregor better not leave any nasty comments,neither.
~JOE~ "what?!"...

By the way, have any of you read the "Best Of Blog Hogger Episode 1?" Joe thought it was pretty good.

Oh, and yeah, Here's my thought on eminem:

He's not the smartest guy around and 80% of his music is filthy trash. But I mean, you gotta love "Lose Yourself". That's just my little opinion. Let's drop the subject for good. ""...


Short Little Phrases That Can Get You Fired

 - Brian

Here's some short little phrases that can get you fired in a heartbeat:

"oops": commonly used by plastic surgeons after conducting a failed operation

"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!": This phrase is used by Army Rangers before parachuting out of a plane

"Do you know that over 2 billion people die from smoking each year?": Used by Camel employees to costumer when they ask for a pack of cigarettes

"Listen, I don't want to hurt you. Let's just settle our differences in a calm sort of manner": Mostly used by pro boxers and can get YOU in a lot of trouble

"Violences is not the answer!": This phrase is used by suicide bombers who really want to get fired

(hehehe) These are just a few Short Little Phrases That Can Get You Fired. Remember, be very careful when you use Short Little Phrases That Can Get You Fired! "Short Little Phrases That Can Get You Fired"...


 - Joe

hey people! visit my senseless blog at the above URL or I'll be forced to hunt you down and give you the"BARNEY'S FAVORITES" CD to listen to

~joe ""...



 - Joe

You are reading the post of one sad little teen. I am enrolled in a writing class that stinks worse than ... well comparisons fail me, but you get the idea. Neat template, brian but I can't say that much about the logo. Oh and pete, Cow's right , eminem is one of the least intelligent organisms to ever draw breath. "dazed"...



 - Brian

Do you, the good people of cyberspace, think that this look is better or worse? It took me a long time to completely change blog hogger.
Here's some of the changes(duh):

Color: I changed the background and the text. Also changed the link color.

Logo: I created the official "BLog Hogger Logo"! Cool, huh?

Post layout: I changed the way the posts come out. I made a little more space between each word so it's easy to read. I also changed the little "comment" and "author name" links.

OK, then, tell me if it stinks, or if it's cool. "Hmmmm..."...


National Video Game Day!

 - Brian

I was just thinking it would be REALLY cool if the president of the United States (Bush), were to issue a holiday so cool, that children around the world would migrate to America just for this occasion.
It would be National Video Game Day. Now, when Video Game Day comes around, Bush will order all schools closed until further notice, so that kids can just play video games all day and night. Not to mention, if any evil dictator(parents) order the child to drop what they're playing and do chores or school, the parent could be arrested for child abuse. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that every gaming store will loan game systems to the less fortunate kids who don't have them.

Sounds pretty cool, huh? Well, if you're not into gaming, I guess Bush could issue another holiday dedicated to all you uptight freaks who love doing school and reading. It would probably be named "National Uptight Freak Day"! Just kidding. "National Video Game Day!"...


YES IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 - Brian

The "Best of Blog Hogger" is finally up and running! Go see the intro in the right side. "YES IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...


Cyber Retard

 - Brian

I'm a cyber retard. At least I'm humble enough to admit that. Now, this probably didn't take you that long to figure it out, but I'm REALLY into surfing the net and everything. You would expect me to play lots and lots of online games and watch online movies, right? Well, I would, only there's one small problem: I'M STUCK WITH DIAL UP INTERNET. If you think DSL is too slow, you have not seen dial up. It takes about 5 minutes just for a stinkin' page to load up and even longer if there's pics on the it. WAAAHHHHHH!! Now you know why I'm so depressed.
In other words, having dial up is being a full-time cyber retard. You're just a big speed-bump on the fast-paced cyberspace freeway.

Oh, well. "Cyber Retard"...


new stuff

 - Joe

s.o.r. (source of reality) is up and we're working on the content, so go there and do whatever. In other news, a teacher was stopped at the airport and was found carrying a ruler, a compass, and a protractor. She was apprehended for carrying weapons of math instruction and for being a terrorist in the Al Gebra movement. Not much is known about this sect, except that the leaders have ominous names like "X" and "Y" . "new stuff"...


2001: a space oddity

 - Joe

The movie "2001: a space odyssey" is a very cool movie, besides the fact that most people don't understand it. Here are a few little facts I've uncovered while reading the books over the weekend.

~ the monoliths are the discarded artificial bodies of an alien race dedicated to sowing life across the universe. They placed their brains, and finally just their personae on these artificial doohickeys, before figuring out how to become creatures of radiation.

~ HAL was given conflicting orders by mission control, which caused him to go crazy and cause the deaths of 4 crew members aboard Discovery .

~Frank did not die, but was reawakened by humans in the year 3001.

that should do it for now, let me know if you want anything else answered " 2001: a space oddity"...


"knee Deep In Dipshnit"

 - Brian

Prof. Dipshnit has written yet another book. Do you know what's it's called? Do you really want to know what it's called? Well, the title of this particular book is called, "Knee Deep In Dipshnit". Yah, I know, it sounds a little wrong, but I mean, the guy who wrote the book is wrong!

Here's an email I got from him a day or two ago:

Dear Brian,

I have recently published yet another book. I believe it is the best one I've ever written and am very proud. It is titled, "Knee Deep In Dipshnit" and is a book about my thoughts and feelings about animal life, my theories, and other Dipshnit related things.

The first chaptor is called, "A Mind full of Dipshnit" and the second is titled, "Dipshnit's theory of Evolution". These are probably the most powerful captors in my book.
10 Stores are currently selling them and I'm proud to say that one of them is "Barnes and Noble"! There is only one problem, however. Every time I find my book in a store, I find it is always listed in the "humor" section. I have listed many complaint's, but every time I do, The managers look me in the eye and smile. Hmmmm...very strange,

Well, anyway, please go buy my book and tell others about it.

Your Friend,


That was interesting. So if you find this guys book in a store, just do him a big favor and BUY IT! ""knee Deep In Dipshnit""...


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