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2.14.2004
Short Little Phrases That Can Get You Fired
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Brian
Here's some short little phrases that can get you fired in a heartbeat:
"oops": commonly used by plastic surgeons after conducting a failed operation
"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!": This phrase is used by Army Rangers before parachuting out of a plane
"Do you know that over 2 billion people die from smoking each year?": Used by Camel employees to costumer when they ask for a pack of cigarettes
"Listen, I don't want to hurt you. Let's just settle our differences in a calm sort of manner": Mostly used by pro boxers and can get YOU in a lot of trouble
"Violences is not the answer!": This phrase is used by suicide bombers who really want to get fired
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