I was just thinking it would be REALLY cool if the president of the United States (Bush), were to issue a holiday so cool, that children around the world would migrate to America just for this occasion.
It would be National Video Game Day. Now, when Video Game Day comes around, Bush will order all schools closed until further notice, so that kids can just play video games all day and night. Not to mention, if any evil dictator(parents) order the child to drop what they're playing and do chores or school, the parent could be arrested for child abuse. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that every gaming store will loan game systems to the less fortunate kids who don't have them.
Sounds pretty cool, huh? Well, if you're not into gaming, I guess Bush could issue another holiday dedicated to all you uptight freaks who love doing school and reading. It would probably be named "National Uptight Freak Day"! Just kidding.
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