"knee Deep In Dipshnit"

 - Brian

Prof. Dipshnit has written yet another book. Do you know what's it's called? Do you really want to know what it's called? Well, the title of this particular book is called, "Knee Deep In Dipshnit". Yah, I know, it sounds a little wrong, but I mean, the guy who wrote the book is wrong!

Here's an email I got from him a day or two ago:



Dear Brian,

I have recently published yet another book. I believe it is the best one I've ever written and am very proud. It is titled, "Knee Deep In Dipshnit" and is a book about my thoughts and feelings about animal life, my theories, and other Dipshnit related things.

The first chaptor is called, "A Mind full of Dipshnit" and the second is titled, "Dipshnit's theory of Evolution". These are probably the most powerful captors in my book.
10 Stores are currently selling them and I'm proud to say that one of them is "Barnes and Noble"! There is only one problem, however. Every time I find my book in a store, I find it is always listed in the "humor" section. I have listed many complaint's, but every time I do, The managers look me in the eye and smile. Hmmmm...very strange,

Well, anyway, please go buy my book and tell others about it.

Your Friend,

Dipshnit


That was interesting. So if you find this guys book in a store, just do him a big favor and BUY IT!