1. Lose weight

2. Finish watching 8 Mile.

3. Make a cooler template for Blog Hogger

4. Email Biz Stone

5. Force Ivan to post

6. Clean Room

7. Train my dog not to chase cars

8. Buy "Driver 2"

9. Move my bedroom down to the basement

10. BURN MY MATH BOOK!!!!!!!!

lately, I've been noticing my blog receives more strange people than any other. Some exceptions to "strange people" are Cow, Joe(not really), Pete(sometimes)!

Lately, Pete has been busy changing his name to movie actors and posting little trivial faxxx's about them...hehehehehe. Because a have a cheap little hit counter, I don't know who comes to my little domain anymore. So the only way I can tell who comes, is when you leave a comment. Oh well, guess I'll just site down and cry...

By the way, today I'm going over to Paul's house to get some help on SOR and other internet related things.

It has come to my attention that there are some subjects in life that would not be suitable discussing in public. Well, the following topic is one of these subjects. But that is all right. For the weblog you are currently reading is all about discussing things not suitable for discussing in public.

It has also come to my attention that there are some things in life that need to be stopped. A week or two ago, I was chatting with my good friend, Professor Dipshnit. Now, before I go on any farther, I would like to say that Prof. Dipshnit is a daily visitor to my blog and has written many articles on pet psychology and has also written a few books. One of his latest books is “In the Mind of an Animal.” I do not believe he is referring to his own mind, but one can never tell.
Ok, back to the subject. Well, Dipshnit is now considering beggining a new book called, “Negative Effects on Your Animals.” Sounds interesting, huh? He was telling me his theory on why some animals commit acts of felony. Now, when Prof. Dipshnit talks about animal felony, he is referring to cases such as dogs attacking other dogs or people, birds vandalizing cars and sidewalks and other such matters. He thinks that most cases of violent acts committed by dogs, are the fact that the owner is exposing him to inappropriate things on Television or on the radio. He believes that if the owner were to kennel his dog and drape a blanket over the kennel before he watches inappropriate TV, less of these mauling would happen. I agree with his theory.

The following is an email I received from the Professor two weeks ago:

Hello Brian,

I have researched in to this animal matter even farther then I had hoped to. In the last month or two, I’ve been conducting a survey on how many people watch violent or adult films in front of their dogs. ¾ of the people said they did. The people that did said that their dogs had at least two violent or sexual assaults on people. This is evidence that movies and TV shows have effects on our animals. Sadly enough, the stupid little critters only pick up on the immoral stuff than the good, educational stuff. Sounds sort of like kids, huh? Hey, I just thought up a new theory! People evolved from dogs!! I’m a genus.

Ok, back to the subject. I also asked the people what movies were they watching before these incidents accrued. ½ of them said that they were watching “Where the Red Fern Grows” and “All Dogs Go to Hell.” I personally think that these movies can have stressing psychological effects on your pets, more specifically, dogs.
Not only does TV and Movies have effects on your dogs, but music is also a big problem. I went around LA asking teenagers who own vicious dogs, what sort of music they listen to. ½ of them said they listen to rap. More specifically, Eminem. Others said they listened to Maryellen Manson, but personally, I prefer Eminem.
I think video games also a negative effect on dogs. Last week, I was over at my brother’s house watching my nephew play “Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.” Alas, I was not the only person watching the game. By the way, Vice City is a very violent immoral game in which you go around murdering innocent people, running over old ladies with cars, and making deals with drug lords. I hate the horrible game. Besides, I already beat it two times I a row.
Well anyway, while I was watching this, I noticed my nephew’s dog watching with an evil look in his eye. The next morning, I received a phone call from my brother telling me that their dog had stolen their car and drove off somewhere.

Well Brian, that proves that something must be done about this evil matter.

Your friend,

Dipshnit


Well, that was an interesting email. So if you have any input on this matter, please give your thoughts. If something is not done, more people will get mauled and dogs will take over the world!

In the next couple of days or weeks, or years, I'll be posting an important article about how TV can have negative effects on your animals.... more specifically, dogs.
This is a little something Joe and I have been thinking of and I'm sure all of you will think it's relatively funny. soo stay tuned and I may just let you live.

Time for a little more news. Joe and I (as you have heard) are working on a weblog known as "SOR, Source of Reality". This is where Joe and I can just give our full, uncensored feelings on the world today. In all my posts, I really strive to be as friendly and nice as I can, but with SOR, I'm just gonna let go. So if you're easily offended, stay as far away from SOR as you can. No, in truth, we want as many people as possible to read our web site. Seriously, even you need a reality check.

I just discovered my ultimate goal in life. To create a blogging community so big, that I'll have at least 70,080,990,780,999,798 members. Yes, I know, it's a little far fetched. But I really want to be noticed on the web. Plus, I've discovered blogging, html, and CSS code are some things I really enjoy and I want learn more about. Blogging is not just a little fad I've discovered, it's something I want to do for a living. Laugh at me if you want, but once I've mastered these things, you're gonna want to pat me on the back and say, "Great job Brian, you're now the coolest dude on the web!".

I was just looking at something soooo cool. I believe it is called Audio Blog. Now, audio blogging is when you sign up for either the free trial, or the "pay 3 bucks for 12 audio posts". When you sign up, they give you a phone number to dial whenever you want to make a audio post. So you just talk through the phone. Cool, huh?

I forget the URL of the site, but I'm sure if you go to a search engine and type in Audio Blog, you will find the site.

Just wanted to say I'm bored. That's all. By the way, right now I'm at my computer 4h club and am useing the lab's computer and decided to make say something stupid...huh.

4H Background.bmp

Out of all the web hosting websites I've seen, Blogger.com is the coolest. I like it because it's easy to make posts and has many features such as Spell Check, uploading files, and a fully customizable template. The reason I'm not using Live Journal or Dairy Land, is cuzz THIS BLOG IS NOT A JOURNAL OR A DAIRY!!!!

So if you want an easy interface, sign up for blogger.com!

I submitted my site to (I think) 10 different search engines in hopes I might get a little more hits. About six out of the ten search engines liked my site/blog thingy.

Blog Search Engine.com and Jayde featured my blog in the "New Site" section of there site. I also submitted my blog to GOOGLE, the coolest search engine ever!!!

I've noticed that I'm like, getting 10 to 15 hits a day!!!