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And so, peace out until this Sunday, when all of the Seahawks fans (including Santa Claus, a Detroit nun, and a Nevadan talk radio station) will watch them mercilessly crush, mutilate, and bloodily dismember the Steelers.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Unbelievable.

The only reason Brokeback Mountain is getting any awards is because it has an extremely gay premise. But I must say, it does bring something new to the gay film genre: Homosexual cowboys. I'm sorry, I can't get over this. It's so ridiculous, it's outright hilarious.
I'm serious, Lee has got to direct a movie about gay lumberjacks. I'd go see it:


By the way, Lee's a complete toolbox. Just look at him:

Haha! We just got COMCAST!!!! I think I'm going to faint...Oh, wait, never mind. I'm waaayyyy too manly for that.

It’s kind of creepy though, not hearing those screaming demonic entities every time I want to surf the Internet. Actually, I kind of miss them. They used to tell me things...secret things. They would get mad if they heard me talking to you...haha. Uh-huh-huh. We mustn't be seen conspiring like this. It's too dangerous. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave. Be gone now, be gone, my son. Uh-huh-huh-huh.

I'm sick of all these Chicken S movies getting millions of awards for doing absolutely nothing relulotionary and/or interesting. For instance, Brokeback Mountain. This movie has done absolutely nothing productive and has soiled the reputation of cowboys. Stupid retarded movie. Everyone knows cowboys are the manliest, toughest, most fearless beings that ever existed. It takes a real man to go around killing off Indians without fear of being hounded and criticized for discriminating against Native Americans. Brokeback Mountain is going to change the way you perceive John Wayne movies forever.

What next? BrokeAxe Mountain? A movie about uber-homosexual lumberjacks? That would be just awesome.

Anyway, here's a list of movies that should have gotten awards but didn't.

War of the Worlds I'm the only person I know that absolutely adored this movie. All my friends were like, "It was corny and stupid and i thinks the special effects sucked." Whatever. This movie is the epitome of apocalyptic films. The acting was great, and the effects were even better.

Happy Gilmore It seems Adam Sandler always plays some sort of angry mongoloid who fails at pretty much everything. Well, this movie's no exception, except that it's so hilariously random that anyone who doesn't laugh at this movie should have their house burned down and their myspace account deleted. Oooohhh, snap!

Starship Troopers Sure, decent acting was pretty much none existent in this film, but the action rocked. Despite the fact that it took 40 minutes before any marines were torn to pieces, this movie provided to best alien smashing to ever hit the big screen.

Doom Like Starship Troopers, you won't find any topnotch acting here. But who cares when you're witnessing unedited acts of demon destruction, plus the best first person scene in movie history. Oh, and THE ROCK stars in it. That's gotta count for something.

Anything by Peter Jackson Peter Jackson is a genius. Everything he's ever directed has struck BrokeBack Mountain lovin' liberals with total trepidation. Sure, LOTR has received a million and 2 awards, but that doesn't mean that everything he directs is going to be immersed in shiny awards. I think it should be a rule that every movie Peter Jackson directs should automatically be given a million awards. Eat that.

Ace Ventura movies Jim Carry makes me laugh. Awards, please.

Anything you would like to add to this list (or take away)?

Finally, babies are getting some real food. yup.

Ah, yes. The annual March For Life took place yesterday, and Joe and I attended. We've always taken a bus with our friends to Olympia (the capitol), but unfortunately, the bus was full. So we improvised. Anyway, Joe and I ended up taking another bus populated by old folks. It was...tasty (they offered us lots of candy, okay).
Anyway, after a relatively long drive, we finally arrived at the capitol. At first, Joe was shocked at how few people there were. We figured it was because of the garbage weather we've been experiencing, but things quickly changed.
After wondering the capitol building for a while, we stepped outside only to discover hundreds/thousands of pro-lifers getting off the buses! That was awesome, I must say.
Anywhoooo, everyone gathered at the steps of the capitol buildings and listened to inspirational speeches. Like every March For Life, there's always a counter-demonstration group ready and willing to interrupt prayers, cuss at us, and flip us off. To tell you the truth, it doesn't bother me at all, mainly because it just shows the true face of abortion: Hateful, bitter, and angry.
By the way, there were like, 25 counter-demonstrators against at least 3 thousand pro-lifers. Oh, and the pro-abortionists looked something like this:


As you can guess, most of the pro-abortionists consisted of goths, aging hippies, and bums. I especially liked the sign held by some fat old woman that said, “Keep your hands off my ovaries!” Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m not getting anywhere near those.

All in all, I was glad I went. Maybe Joe will give a more indepth description of the event.

Piece.

'Sup, friends and enemies. I have decided to conform to the majority and get a Myspace.com account.

Click here to check it out. Please comment on my blog section and send me a friend invite! Thanks!

I hate Dial-up.
Dial-up sucks.
(NOTE: it took me 5 minutes to upload this file)

I put together a beta for a game I'm working on called "Alien Brutality." That's right: complete, uncensored scenes of unedited brutality (none of that blurry, fuzzy crap). Betcha' can't handle that, foo'.
Anyway, The beta version doesn't include sound, and I think you can see a the white border around the stage (which sucks infinitely).

Click here to brutalize.

The instructions and story are included in the file, so there's no need for me to elaborate on them here. Because I was too lazy to go through my game and check for spelling errors, be prepared to find some misspelled words (OH NO!). Anyway, tell me what you think of the animation.

Thanks!

NOTE: Remember, this beta is only the beginning of the game. Also, you may find it better to shrink your browser window a bit so that the game isn't so...large (and maybe you could rid yourself of that blasted white border).