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10.28.2006
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone | |
whats your name spelt backwards?: | hpesoj, or eoj |
What did you do last night?: | I slept, you moron. |
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: | a media converter |
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: | oh yeah. |
Last time you swam in a pool?: | last weekend |
What are you wearing?: | What do you expect me to be wearing at 9:50 in the morning on a Saturday? |
How many cars have you owned?: | about 200, all of which say "hot wheels" on the side |
Type of music you dislike most?: | whiny boy-band |
Are you registered to vote?: | yes and no... (I'll leave that up to your imagination) |
Do you have cable?: | no |
What kind of computer do you use?: | A Gateway (old) and a Dell (older) |
Ever made a prank phone call?: | hoo yes |
You like anyone right now?: | No, I hate everybody. That's a stupid question. |
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: | I'd LOVE to bungee jump out of a plane. |
Furthest place you ever traveled?: | I think you mean "farthest" you internet zombie. Michigan, by the way |
What's your favorite comic strip?: | toss-up between Calvin and Hobbes, Foxtrot, and Dilbert |
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: | I don't know if "u" does, but I know three of the four verses |
Shower, morning or night?: | I prefer showering to morning or night. Neither of the latter two makes me smell pretty |
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: | Hoodwinked (OMG LOL ROTFLOL LMFAO) |
Favorite pizza toppings?: | your mom |
Chips or popcorn?: | Popcorn doesn't power a computer nearly as well |
What cell phone provider do you have?: | I don't have a cell phone, tool. |
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: | Daily (tell no one) |
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: | Are you serious? You think I'd waste this sexy bod? (I didn't just say that) |
Orange Juice or apple?: | Incomplete sentence alert! I prefer juice to any type of fruit. Unless your asking me to pick between Orange Juice or Aplple juice, in which case I'd say apple juice |
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: | Don't end a sentence with a pronoun, jackball. That's what I get most annoyed with |
favorite chocolate bar?: | Chocolate is for obese people. I like Snickers. |
Who is your longest friend and how long?: | me. forever. |
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: | Last time I died. |
Have you ever won a trophy?: | Yeah. |
Favorite arcade game?: | I have a life, you know. |
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: | see previous. |
Sprite or 7-UP?: | Coke, bro, Coke |
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: | I'm homeschooled. |
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: | earbuds |
Ever thrown up in public?: | Last time I was at a ballet. |
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: | I haven't been serious so far, so I'm not going to start now. Next question. |
Do you believe in love at first sight?: | No, but second sight is a possibility. Idiot |
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: | I'm hella wired right now. |
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: | No, I'm a guy. |
What message is on your voicemail machine?: | A really sarcastic piece of work by yours truly. |
Where would you like to go right now?: | to sleep |
Whats the name of your pet?: | Cthulhu |
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: | I have five backpacks from various locales, and their contents are in a state of flux |
What do you think about most?: | Little children (run kids, I'm a predator) |
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Just goes to show how hateful, bigoted, and narrow-minded Christian fanatics are.
I mean, seriously, you have to be a delusional Christian bigot to FORGIVE THE PERSON WHO WASTED 5 LITTLE GIRLS IN YOUR COMMUNITY.
When's the last time the Islamic community did that? Or an atheist community/organization?
UPDATE:
More examples of Christian intolerance and bigotry.
Just thought I'd post a random myspace survey to pass the time.
My Survey For Myspace | |
[ Basics ] | |
Name ::: | Brian T |
Nickname(s) ::: | Brizzle, SWAT, JaKobe (I don't know why the last one) |
Location ::: | Seattle Area |
Gender ::: | Female. |
Marital Status ::: | Divorced 9 times. I'm unable to hold down a stable relationship due to sexual molestation in the past. |
Hair Color ::: | Dark brown. |
Eye Color ::: | Brown. |
Height ::: | between 5'10 and 5'11 |
[ School ] | |
Elementary School Name ::: | Brian |
Middle School Name ::: | Brian |
High School Name ::: | Brian |
1st Grade Teachers Name ::: | Mom |
2nd Grade Teachers Name ::: | Mom |
3rd Grade Teachers Name ::: | Mom |
4th Grade Teachers Name ::: | Mom |
5th Grade Teachers Name ::: | Mom |
Attending College ::: | No. |
Major ::: | No. |
Minor ::: | Just freaking no. |
Favorite Subject ::: | School's for losers. |
Least Favorite Subject ::: | Everything. |
Most Influencial Teacher ::: | Darth Vader. |
Most Hated Teacher ::: | Mom. |
[ Friends ] | |
Best Friends ::: | Ivan, Joe, Pete, Nick and there's probably more. |
Does Your Group of Friends Have A Name ::: | Why would I do that? That's hella' gay, for sure. |
If So, What Is It ::: | Seattle ButtPirates. |
Cutest ::: | Me. |
Most Gothic ::: | I don't hang with goths that often. |
Preppiest ::: | Me. |
Gayest ::: | Me. |
Most Athletic ::: | Pete or Ivan. |
Smartest ::: | Me. |
Funniest Drunk ::: | Me. |
Funniest Sober ::: | Me. |
Blondest ::: | Me...er, I mean Joe. |
Biggest Redneck ::: | Joe. |
Wears The Most Black ::: | Me. |
Most Morbid ::: | ...I don't know. Ivan and I are pretty damn morbid. |
Nicest Car ::: | Who said anything about a car? |
Most Responsible ::: | Joe followed by Ivan. |
Has The Best Job ::: | Joe. |
Has The Most Kids ::: | Me. |
Most Unstable ::: | Me for sure. I kill you, foo' (just ask any of them). |
Biggest Backstabber ::: | Me. |
Biggest Flirt ::: | Me. |
Biggest Tease ::: | Me. |
Biggest Slut ::: | Me. |
Listens To Country The Most ::: | Joe, and he's going to hell for it. |
Listens To Pop The Most ::: | Pete/Joe. |
Listens To Rap/R&B The Most ::: | Me. |
Listens To Rock The Most ::: | Ivan, Nick and I. |
Listens To Techno The Most ::: | No, my best friends actually have decent musical tastes...except Joe, mainly because he listens to country. |
[ Have You Ever... ] | |
Gotten Drunk ::: | For sure. |
Cheated On A Boyfriend/Girlfriend ::: | No. |
Been Cheated On ::: | No. |
Betrayed A Friend ::: | Probably. I don't know. |
Lied To A Friend ::: | Um, yes... |
Lied To Your Parents ::: | The first 12 years of my life were spent lying to me parents. |
Broken The Law ::: | But it's fun! |
Smoked Cigarettes ::: | I think my dad reads this blog... |
Done Drugs ::: | Like I said above, I think my dad reads this blog... |
Skinny Dipped ::: | Yeah, I think I was 1 1/2. |
Mooned Someone ::: | Yes. |
Played Spin The Bottle ::: | Yes. |
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex ::: | Yes, I'm a homosexual. |
Kissed Someone Of The Opposite Sex ::: | For sure. |
Dated Someone Of The Same Sex ::: | These questions are getting a bit Brokeback, if you get my drift. |
Dated Someone Of The Opposite Sex ::: | Why would I make an emotional investment in something that wouldn't last more than a few months at the most? |
Had Sex With Someone Of The Same Sex ::: | Oh, all the time. |
Had Sex With Someone Of The Opposite Sex ::: | Hi dad! I know you're reading this... :) |
Got In A Fist Fight ::: | A smallish one. |
Read A Whole Book, Cover To Cover ::: | For sure! |
Been To A Football Game ::: | Football sucks. |
Been To A Baseball Game ::: | I believe so. |
Been To A Basketball Game ::: | Yes. |
Been To A Soccer Game ::: | Soccer sucks. |
Been To A Nascar Race ::: | Yes, while making out with my sister. |
Met A Celebrity ::: | Some TV and radio personalities...nothing big. |
Idolized A Movie Star ::: | Hells no. My life's not that empty... |
Watched TV For More Than 6 Hours ::: | A couple times. I'm not a big TV person.. |
Slept More Than 12 Hours ::: | I think I did a couple years ago. |
Tried To Commit Suicide ::: | I thought about it at least 3 times when I was younger (Severe emotional issues, as you can tell). |
Been Hunting ::: | Yes, I've hunted fish before, if that counts. |
Been Fishing ::: | Read above. |
Been Camping ::: | My dad's a camping fanatic. |
Been On A Road Trip ::: | Not really...I'm planning one, though. |
Been Outside Of The United States ::: | Yes, to the exotic land of Canada. |
Been To Alaska ::: | Definitely. |
Been To Hawaii ::: | No, unfortunately. |
[ Favorites ] | |
Favorite TV Show ::: | Family guy, Arrested Development, South Park and a couple other comedy shows. |
Favorite Movie ::: | War of the Worlds (original and new version)...I don't really have a favorite. |
Favorite Band ::: | System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Pantera, RHCP, DragonForce. |
Favorite Singer ::: | ... |
Favorite Music Genre ::: | Rock and Metal, followed by underground rap and classical. |
Favorite Actor ::: | Don't have one. I have a lot of respect for Johnny Depp's acting, though. |
Favorite Actress ::: | I forget her name, but I do remember she was really, REALLY HOT. |
Favorite Author ::: | H.G Wells, George Orwell, Andre Norton, maddox. |
Favorite Sport To Watch ::: | Basketball, and I admit, football. |
Favorite Sport To Play ::: | Basketball, for sure! |
Favorite Color ::: | Black. |
Favorite Animal ::: | I'd have to go with my fellow dog. Either that or a wild man-puma. |
Favorite Nascar Driver ::: | You've got to be kidding me... |
Favorite Sports Athlete ::: | No. |
Favorite College Football Team ::: | No. |
Favorite Professional Football Team ::: | No. |
Favorite Baseball Team ::: | No. |
Favorite Basketball Team ::: | No. |
Favorite Dream Car ::: | I don't have one, playa'. |
Favorite Hang Out Place ::: | On local street corners. |
Favorite Video Game Console ::: | Xbox, Super NES, Dreamcast. |
Favorite Video Game ::: | Mega Man X, Halo, Counter Strike, Black, and some other old school ones. |
[ Looking For In Opposite Sex ] | |
Hair Color ::: | Like I give a damn. Probably dark, though, now that I think about it. |
Hair Length ::: | No too short -- c'mon now, ladies. |
Eye Color ::: | Oooh, wow. Like eye color has a whole hell of a lot to do with anything. |
Height ::: | Shorter than me. I'm the dominate male, remember? |
Ethnicity(ies) ::: | Not Asian. Ooops, did I just say that? My bad... |
Body Type ::: | Smallish, I guess. |
Facial Hair ::: | For sure. She needs a beard. Not just any beard, but a rockin' Jesus beard. |
Smoker ::: | Like I care. |
Drinker ::: | I don't care. Please, believe me on this. I DON'T CARE. |
Goal Oriented or Spontaneous ::: | Both. |
Funny or Serious ::: | Somewhere in between. |
Shy or Outgoing ::: | Probably on the outgoing side, but I can't stand chatty social addicts. |
Friendly or Cruel ::: | Yeah, Like I want a cruel girlfriend. Retard. |
Romantic or Sweet ::: | By Romantic, do you mean "let's stare into each other's eyes for the next 4 hours"? No. |
Athletic or Artistic ::: | Artistic. |
Commitment or Casual Dating ::: | Depends on my mood and the color shirt I'm wearing. |
Tattoos ::: | I don't care. I mean, nothing on the face. |
Piercings ::: | Just as long as her face isn't weighed down by them. |
Top 3 Aspects Looking For ::: | Somewhat intelligent, cute, and laid back. |
Top 3 Aspects Avoiding ::: | Critical/uber-sarcastic, FAT, and uptight. |
[ This or That ] | |
Chocolate or Vanilla ::: | Vanilla all the way, buddy. |
Sun or Moon ::: | Sun, although I'm more of a night person. |
Stars or Clouds ::: | Stars. |
Day or Night ::: | Night. |
Ocean or Lake ::: | Lake. |
Rainy or Sunny ::: | Please, explain to me why I'd choose rain over sun? |
Walk or Run ::: | No, I like to RUN everywhere. I heard it impresses the ladies. |
Sing or Dance ::: | I like watching things die from a distance. |
Love or Sex ::: | That depends entirely one the color of my shirt, and if my dad's reading. |
Cherry or Strawberry ::: | Cherry. Whoop. |
Beer or Wine ::: | Beer. I'm a man, remember? |
Greed or Lust ::: | Both. |
Hot or Cold ::: | Hot. |
Black or White ::: | Black (I'm sure many of you know why). |
Gothic or Preppie ::: | Neither, you dolt. People who fit into high school cliques are soulless zombies. |
Jock or Brain ::: | Jocky Brain. |
Roommates or Alone ::: | Alone, so I could walk around my place naked all the time. Oh wait, I could to that with a roommate as well. I don't know. |
Pork or Beef ::: | If it's meat, I'll eat it. |
Math or English ::: | English. |
Rock or Pop ::: | Rock. Pop is for fat white college girls. Did I just say that? My bad. |
Country or Rap ::: | Underground and old school rap. |
Democrat or Republican ::: | They both suck on every level possible. |
[ Thoughts On... ] | |
Abortion ::: | Who needs babies anyway..er, I mean, abortion is mean. |
Violence In Video Games ::: | Bring it, that's what I say. Besides, I enjoy hearing moms bitch about things they don't know anything about. |
Terrorism ::: | Only if they target people I don't like. Just kidding. Or am I? |
War In Iraq ::: | A cover up for political bullshit. Even though I believe we did some good things over there, the whole ordeal goes much deeper than it appears. |
The Armed Forces ::: | The more the better. |
Illegal Immigration ::: | Like I care. Mexicans rule. |
Racism ::: | Can't get enough of it. |
Gay Marriages ::: | Takes a toll on society. |
Medication For Mentally Unstable People ::: | Sure,Why not. Hell, why not just medicate the whole country while we're at it. |
Legalization Of Weed ::: | I don't really have a problem with weed, I just don't think it needs to be legalized for reasons I'm not going into now. |
Drunk Driving ::: | Sure. Besides, I've heard we live in an overpopulated society. |
Polygomy ::: | Yeah! I'll be pimpin' 7 wives, yo. Just you wait... |
Prostitution ::: | The result of sexual molestation, lack of a father figure, or abandonment issues. |
Long Distance Relationships ::: | SUCKS. I'm completely against LDR. It's pointless! |
Online Relationships ::: | I mean, if you're fat, smelly, and socially awkward, yeah. |
Abuse ::: | Builds character. |
Child Labor ::: | Also builds character. |
Black Market ::: | A great way for African Americans to succeed in business. |
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