lol wtf!

 - Brian

Just thought I'd post a random myspace survey to pass the time.

My Survey For Myspace
[ Basics ]
Name :::	Brian T
Nickname(s) :::	Brizzle, SWAT, JaKobe (I don't know why the last one)
Location :::	Seattle Area
Gender :::	Female.
Marital Status :::	Divorced 9 times. I'm unable to hold down a stable relationship due to sexual molestation in the past.
Hair Color :::	Dark brown.
Eye Color :::	Brown.
Height :::	between 5'10 and 5'11
[ School ]
Elementary School Name :::	Brian
Middle School Name :::	Brian
High School Name :::	Brian
1st Grade Teachers Name :::	Mom
2nd Grade Teachers Name :::	Mom
3rd Grade Teachers Name :::	Mom
4th Grade Teachers Name :::	Mom
5th Grade Teachers Name :::	Mom
Attending College :::	No.
Major :::	No.
Minor :::	Just freaking no.
Favorite Subject :::	School's for losers.
Least Favorite Subject :::	Everything.
Most Influencial Teacher :::	Darth Vader.
Most Hated Teacher :::	Mom.
[ Friends ]
Best Friends :::	Ivan, Joe, Pete, Nick and there's probably more.
Does Your Group of Friends Have A Name :::	Why would I do that? That's hella' gay, for sure.
If So, What Is It :::	Seattle ButtPirates.
Cutest :::	Me.
Most Gothic :::	I don't hang with goths that often.
Preppiest :::	Me.
Gayest :::	Me.
Most Athletic :::	Pete or Ivan.
Smartest :::	Me.
Funniest Drunk :::	Me.
Funniest Sober :::	Me.
Blondest :::	Me...er, I mean Joe.
Biggest Redneck :::	Joe.
Wears The Most Black :::	Me.
Most Morbid :::	...I don't know. Ivan and I are pretty damn morbid.
Nicest Car :::	Who said anything about a car?
Most Responsible :::	Joe followed by Ivan.
Has The Best Job :::	Joe.
Has The Most Kids :::	Me.
Most Unstable :::	Me for sure. I kill you, foo' (just ask any of them).
Biggest Backstabber :::	Me.
Biggest Flirt :::	Me.
Biggest Tease :::	Me.
Biggest Slut :::	Me.
Listens To Country The Most :::	Joe, and he's going to hell for it.
Listens To Pop The Most :::	Pete/Joe.
Listens To Rap/R&B The Most :::	Me.
Listens To Rock The Most :::	Ivan, Nick and I.
Listens To Techno The Most :::	No, my best friends actually have decent musical tastes...except Joe, mainly because he listens to country.
[ Have You Ever... ]
Gotten Drunk :::	For sure.
Cheated On A Boyfriend/Girlfriend :::	No.
Been Cheated On :::	No.
Betrayed A Friend :::	Probably. I don't know.
Lied To A Friend :::	Um, yes...
Lied To Your Parents :::	The first 12 years of my life were spent lying to me parents.
Broken The Law :::	But it's fun!
Smoked Cigarettes :::	I think my dad reads this blog...
Done Drugs :::	Like I said above, I think my dad reads this blog...
Skinny Dipped :::	Yeah, I think I was 1 1/2.
Mooned Someone :::	Yes.
Played Spin The Bottle :::	Yes.
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex :::	Yes, I'm a homosexual.
Kissed Someone Of The Opposite Sex :::	For sure.
Dated Someone Of The Same Sex :::	These questions are getting a bit Brokeback, if you get my drift.
Dated Someone Of The Opposite Sex :::	Why would I make an emotional investment in something that wouldn't last more than a few months at the most?
Had Sex With Someone Of The Same Sex :::	Oh, all the time.
Had Sex With Someone Of The Opposite Sex :::	Hi dad! I know you're reading this... :)
Got In A Fist Fight :::	A smallish one.
Read A Whole Book, Cover To Cover :::	For sure!
Been To A Football Game :::	Football sucks.
Been To A Baseball Game :::	I believe so.
Been To A Basketball Game :::	Yes.
Been To A Soccer Game :::	Soccer sucks.
Been To A Nascar Race :::	Yes, while making out with my sister.
Met A Celebrity :::	Some TV and radio personalities...nothing big.
Idolized A Movie Star :::	Hells no. My life's not that empty...
Watched TV For More Than 6 Hours :::	A couple times. I'm not a big TV person..
Slept More Than 12 Hours :::	I think I did a couple years ago.
Tried To Commit Suicide :::	I thought about it at least 3 times when I was younger (Severe emotional issues, as you can tell).
Been Hunting :::	Yes, I've hunted fish before, if that counts.
Been Fishing :::	Read above.
Been Camping :::	My dad's a camping fanatic.
Been On A Road Trip :::	Not really...I'm planning one, though.
Been Outside Of The United States :::	Yes, to the exotic land of Canada.
Been To Alaska :::	Definitely.
Been To Hawaii :::	No, unfortunately.
[ Favorites ]
Favorite TV Show :::	Family guy, Arrested Development, South Park and a couple other comedy shows.
Favorite Movie :::	War of the Worlds (original and new version)...I don't really have a favorite.
Favorite Band :::	System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Pantera, RHCP, DragonForce.
Favorite Singer :::	...
Favorite Music Genre :::	Rock and Metal, followed by underground rap and classical.
Favorite Actor :::	Don't have one. I have a lot of respect for Johnny Depp's acting, though.
Favorite Actress :::	I forget her name, but I do remember she was really, REALLY HOT.
Favorite Author :::	H.G Wells, George Orwell, Andre Norton, maddox.
Favorite Sport To Watch :::	Basketball, and I admit, football.
Favorite Sport To Play :::	Basketball, for sure!
Favorite Color :::	Black.
Favorite Animal :::	I'd have to go with my fellow dog. Either that or a wild man-puma.
Favorite Nascar Driver :::	You've got to be kidding me...
Favorite Sports Athlete :::	No.
Favorite College Football Team :::	No.
Favorite Professional Football Team :::	No.
Favorite Baseball Team :::	No.
Favorite Basketball Team :::	No.
Favorite Dream Car :::	I don't have one, playa'.
Favorite Hang Out Place :::	On local street corners.
Favorite Video Game Console :::	Xbox, Super NES, Dreamcast.
Favorite Video Game :::	Mega Man X, Halo, Counter Strike, Black, and some other old school ones.
[ Looking For In Opposite Sex ]
Hair Color :::	Like I give a damn. Probably dark, though, now that I think about it.
Hair Length :::	No too short -- c'mon now, ladies.
Eye Color :::	Oooh, wow. Like eye color has a whole hell of a lot to do with anything.
Height :::	Shorter than me. I'm the dominate male, remember?
Ethnicity(ies) :::	Not Asian. Ooops, did I just say that? My bad...
Body Type :::	Smallish, I guess.
Facial Hair :::	For sure. She needs a beard. Not just any beard, but a rockin' Jesus beard.
Smoker :::	Like I care.
Drinker :::	I don't care. Please, believe me on this. I DON'T CARE.
Goal Oriented or Spontaneous :::	Both.
Funny or Serious :::	Somewhere in between.
Shy or Outgoing :::	Probably on the outgoing side, but I can't stand chatty social addicts.
Friendly or Cruel :::	Yeah, Like I want a cruel girlfriend. Retard.
Romantic or Sweet :::	By Romantic, do you mean "let's stare into each other's eyes for the next 4 hours"? No.
Athletic or Artistic :::	Artistic.
Commitment or Casual Dating :::	Depends on my mood and the color shirt I'm wearing.
Tattoos :::	I don't care. I mean, nothing on the face.
Piercings :::	Just as long as her face isn't weighed down by them.
Top 3 Aspects Looking For :::	Somewhat intelligent, cute, and laid back.
Top 3 Aspects Avoiding :::	Critical/uber-sarcastic, FAT, and uptight.
[ This or That ]
Chocolate or Vanilla :::	Vanilla all the way, buddy.
Sun or Moon :::	Sun, although I'm more of a night person.
Stars or Clouds :::	Stars.
Day or Night :::	Night.
Ocean or Lake :::	Lake.
Rainy or Sunny :::	Please, explain to me why I'd choose rain over sun?
Walk or Run :::	No, I like to RUN everywhere. I heard it impresses the ladies.
Sing or Dance :::	I like watching things die from a distance.
Love or Sex :::	That depends entirely one the color of my shirt, and if my dad's reading.
Cherry or Strawberry :::	Cherry. Whoop.
Beer or Wine :::	Beer. I'm a man, remember?
Greed or Lust :::	Both.
Hot or Cold :::	Hot.
Black or White :::	Black (I'm sure many of you know why).
Gothic or Preppie :::	Neither, you dolt. People who fit into high school cliques are soulless zombies.
Jock or Brain :::	Jocky Brain.
Roommates or Alone :::	Alone, so I could walk around my place naked all the time. Oh wait, I could to that with a roommate as well. I don't know.
Pork or Beef :::	If it's meat, I'll eat it.
Math or English :::	English.
Rock or Pop :::	Rock. Pop is for fat white college girls. Did I just say that? My bad.
Country or Rap :::	Underground and old school rap.
Democrat or Republican :::	They both suck on every level possible.
[ Thoughts On... ]
Abortion :::	Who needs babies anyway..er, I mean, abortion is mean.
Violence In Video Games :::	Bring it, that's what I say. Besides, I enjoy hearing moms bitch about things they don't know anything about.
Terrorism :::	Only if they target people I don't like. Just kidding. Or am I?
War In Iraq :::	A cover up for political bullshit. Even though I believe we did some good things over there, the whole ordeal goes much deeper than it appears.
The Armed Forces :::	The more the better.
Illegal Immigration :::	Like I care. Mexicans rule.
Racism :::	Can't get enough of it.
Gay Marriages :::	Takes a toll on society.
Medication For Mentally Unstable People :::	Sure,Why not. Hell, why not just medicate the whole country while we're at it.
Legalization Of Weed :::	I don't really have a problem with weed, I just don't think it needs to be legalized for reasons I'm not going into now.
Drunk Driving :::	Sure. Besides, I've heard we live in an overpopulated society.
Polygomy :::	Yeah! I'll be pimpin' 7 wives, yo. Just you wait...
Prostitution :::	The result of sexual molestation, lack of a father figure, or abandonment issues.
Long Distance Relationships :::	SUCKS. I'm completely against LDR. It's pointless!
Online Relationships :::	I mean, if you're fat, smelly, and socially awkward, yeah.
Abuse :::	Builds character.
Child Labor :::	Also builds character.
Black Market :::	A great way for African Americans to succeed in business.
Take this survey | Find more surveys Bzoink - The Original Survey Site