Lyric of the "day" - Celebrity

 - Unknown

Someday I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent, well no.
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows.
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab.

[1st Chorus]

'Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality.
You can act just like a fool.
People think you're cool.
Just 'cause you're on TV.
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it.
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don't go my way
And I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up

[2nd Chorus]

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity

[Bridge]

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come!

[3rd Chorus]

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity

And now for your viewing pleasure:

• Brad Paisley's video for "celebrity"
• A crazy picture which consists of a combination of Rowan Atkinson and Osama bin Laden