300 Pound Tumor

 - Brian

When Ivan and I are bored, we usually light retards on fire. Or, we come up with names that might belong to a hardcore metal band. So far, we have around 20, but most of them are in extremely poor taste. Therefore, I'll post the ones that are a bit more acceptable to the younger audience (even though the younger audience is more perverted than I am):
WARNING: THESE ARE IN EXTREMELY POOR TASTE EVEN THOUGH I SAID I WOULDN'T POST THEM!
-300 Pound Tumor So I guess Ivan was reading some Greatest World Records book, and it stated that the largest tumor on record was 300 lb. We thought it would be a bad@$$ name for a death metal band.
-Factory of Mangled Corpses Heavy guitar and manic screaming go well with this name.
-Factory of Carnage Like Factory of Mangled Corpses, this name goes well with indistinct screaming.
-I Piss on Dead Corpses Personally, I believe this is a work of genius (on Ivan's part), mainly because this name sums up the Death Metal genre: Irreverent, crude, and dark.
-Busted Zit This name would obviously appeal to the teenage audience (it oozes hilarity).
-MegaNipples Lets leave it at that.
-Severed Nipples Because no metal band is complete without some form of dismemberment. Mmmmmm, isn't that a wonderful mental image?

Those are all that I remember right now (or am willing to reveal), so that will have to do.

If you have any names for a metal/rock band, just drop'em in the comment box and I'll add them once they've accumulated (if they accumulate). Remember, you can't go wrong with band names!