Rita Sucks

 - Brian

Actually, she blows...Literally.

Anyway, Rita has been the lamest hurricane in the history of my opinions. Fox News has been ignoring countless (and more significant) news stories because of Rita. For the last 5 days, I've had to put up with "Rita is now a category 5 -- no, wait, now it's a 3. No, it's going here...Wait, no, it's actually going there." AAAARRRHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I figured, "Oh, well, after it wipes out Texas, there will at least be some interesting news..." And guess what?! NOTHING HAPPENED. Countless hours of "this is going to be a big one" ended with a few trees and billboards collapsing. Oh boy, massive devastation.
Listen, if you're going to have a hurricane that takes up the news for days, then it better be good. There has to be destruction, chaos, and thousands of people screaming for help! HAHAHAHA!

ENOUGH HURRICANES FOR ONE DAY, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!