MUST...See...Episode...3 *dies*

 - Brian

Darnit. No matter how hard I try, everyone always beats me to a dem' fine movie.
Well, anyway, I hope to see it today, if not tomorrow.

In the mean time, here's a list of things I'm looking forward to in the movie:

Natalie Portman: Need I say more...?

More epic battle scenes: Even the most jaded Star Wars fan will agree that the best thing about any Star Wars movie is the epic battles.

None of the previous episodes: I'm sorry, but Episode 1 and 2 just didn't cut it. The acting was crappy, the action was crappy, and there wasn't enough Natalie Portman.

The Jedi WILL DIE!!! It just so happens that in this particular episode, practically every Jedi fool will die. That's awesome. I've always hated the Jedi. Who do they think they are anyway? Swinging their little swords around going "Blah blah blah. Let's defeat the dark side. Blah blah blah..." Why? the dark side rules. They've got the weapons, the robots, and the star fighters. Who wants to destroy such a blatantly beautiful arsenal of destruction? Face it, those Jedi fools are wimps.

The creepy guy in the dark mask: Yes, I mean Darth Vader. Darth rules. He's like, I dunno, the king of fear! And hes got guts. He's not afraid to choke his own generals when they get out of line. In a matter of fact, I bet he'd choke his whole evil army and still conquer the universe. He's not afraid to completely wipe out entire planets populated by innocent people either. Vader is my kind of man.

Will update later when I see the movie.