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6.08.2004
Rules to live by in the military
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Pete
"Aim twords the enemy."-Instruction on U.S. Army rocket launcher.
"When the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is not our friend"-U.S Army
training notice
"If the enemy is in range, so are you".-Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopulare in what's left of your unit."-Army preventive maintenence publication
"Dont draw fire; it iritates the people around you"-your buddies
"It is generaly inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed"- U.S Air Force flight training manual
"Any ship can be a minesweeper-once."- Anonymous
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."- Infantry Journal
"If you see a bomb disposal technician running ,try to keep up with him." U.S. Army ordnance manual
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